Always tripping over myself.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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one-time-i-dreamt

Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reveals she regrets buying Tumblr instead of Netflix or Hulu.  Yahoo bought Tumblr in 2013 for $1.1 billion, but by the time it was sold in 2019, the value of the platform was reportedly down to $3 million. pic.twitter.com/YfH5dpL4Kf  — Pop Base (@PopBase) May 7, 2023ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

red-mercer

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

sreegs

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

noctumsolis

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

sreegs

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

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thotpockettm

having gay feelings about guard dog subs. people that nobody would fuck with in everyday life because they can obviously handle themselves. who speak up for their people. relied upon, tough, sometimes maybe mean. this very like. traditional self-reliant masc role. but at the end of the day, no matter how soft their dom is, whether they're taller than them, stronger than them, whatever, they'll be begging at their feet. begging to be hurt and ordered around, letting their dom choose if they cum. subs who demonstrate exactly how true it is that D/s is not about physical or social power but about finding someone you're willing to give control to.

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seraphex

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

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there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

kc5rings

#tagged for me #every time a computer is courteous or kind to you because it was programmed to be that way #i hope you think about how angels too were made to serve and worship their creator #and i hope you want more for them too

Hey what the hell this is beautiful??

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The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

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treaclethetortoise

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

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please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

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graffyn-guy

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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unyielding--justice

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

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tremendouslysizzlingsandwich

y in mario party

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this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

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your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

grawly

there was a g in this one too tho

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world heritage post

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god dammit